The Paradigm of Misspelling

This a lovely place where everything is misspelled and everyone frolicks in fields of pretty flowers! Or not...






Saturday, April 10, 2004

 
So, notice who plays Katana... Beth is Denzel Washington! BIG thank you to cimby!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
capncosmo In The City (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of lillianloop (James Earl Jones)'s underwear pink. Soon afterwards, letoii (RuPaul) marries onebrainychick (Elisabeth Shue)'s friend. Also, futuredm (Jessica Biel) and tjmc (George Lazenby) write a children's book. Then, aquachic2000 (Leonardo DiCaprio) falls off phoenixgold (Spike Jonze)'s porch and gets hurt. Nearby, tubamuffin (Laurence Fishburne) draws a picture on jgrafton (Catherine Bell)'s forehead. Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up capncosmo (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark) buys tjpeople (Candice Bergen)'s old english muffin. Upstairs, jgrafton (Catherine Bell) tells a joke that offends lillianloop (James Earl Jones). Meanwhile, tjmc (George Lazenby) and jenjenen (Fairuza Balk) try out for a volleyball team. In the next town over, torunishida (Buster Keaton) and onebrainychick (Elisabeth Shue) buy a day spa. Later, daitryk (Denzel Washington) cheats on a test, and carraeven (Emma Caulfield) finds out. Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up capncosmo (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark) decides to run for city council, but thespeedofdark (Elisabeth Shue) refuses to help. The week after, phoenixgold (Spike Jonze) tries on jgrafton (Catherine Bell)'s pants without permission. Afterwards, torunishida (Buster Keaton) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes komikitty (Matt Damon) jealous. Also, carraeven (Emma Caulfield) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with tjpeople (Candice Bergen). Nearby, capncosmo (Roy Clark) hits on futuredm (Jessica Biel)'s co-worker. (Season finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Being capncosmo (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark) tells a joke that offends futuredm (Jessica Biel). That weekend, thespeedofdark (Elisabeth Shue) trades mouthwashs with daitryk (Denzel Washington). Then, jgrafton (Catherine Bell) buys coats instead of armchairs, ruining tjpeople (Candice Bergen)'s day. Soon afterwards, komikitty (Matt Damon) lets capncosmo (Roy Clark) borrow a pineapple to impress a grandfather. Nearby, aquachic2000 (Leonardo DiCaprio) paints tubamuffin (Laurence Fishburne)'s desk orange. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living notepads (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark) draws a picture on aquachic2000 (Leonardo DiCaprio)'s forehead. Later that day, jenjenen (Fairuza Balk) bites letoii (RuPaul). Also, animelyrics (Tommy Lee Jones) falls off gilenaki (Scott Baio)'s porch and gets hurt. That night, phoenixgold (Spike Jonze) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but komikitty (Matt Damon) eats them all. Then, onebrainychick (Elisabeth Shue) takes carraeven (Emma Caulfield) bowling. Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
capncosmo at the lake (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark) oversleeps and misses lunch with animelyrics (Tommy Lee Jones). The week after, tubamuffin (Laurence Fishburne) tells thespeedofdark (Elisabeth Shue) about Scientology. Nearby, jgrafton (Catherine Bell) and jenjenen (Fairuza Balk) perform slapstick at a preschool. Later that day, torunishida (Buster Keaton) hypnotizes lillianloop (James Earl Jones) but it doesn't work. Then, aquachic2000 (Leonardo DiCaprio) convinces gilenaki (Scott Baio) to buy a muffin. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
capncosmo! (FOXFAM, 8:30): capncosmo (Roy Clark) and tjpeople (Candice Bergen) kiss at the library. Then, gilenaki (Scott Baio) buys komikitty (Matt Damon) a kitten. Later that day, jgrafton (Catherine Bell) hires onebrainychick (Elisabeth Shue) to perform pantomime at the theatre. Nearby, torunishida (Buster Keaton) uses cimby (Carrie-Anne Moss)'s mailbox. The next day, lillianloop (James Earl Jones) teaches aquachic2000 (Leonardo DiCaprio) about cross-stitch. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)



I like.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 9:06 PM

 
So, you ever notice how it's easier to use someone else's words than your own? *innocent smile*

(From Katana)

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

And now, a passage from Human Resource Management by Fisher, Schoenfelt, and Shaw. *snaps fingers*

"There is an ever-increasing need for HR managers to speak the language of buisness and, in doing so, to justify the economic value of exsisting or proposed programs."

(From Amanda)

Basics

Your gender: Female
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
Birthdate: March 30, 1987
Your age: 17
Age you act: Hmmmmm... I'm caught between three and thirty.
Age you wish you were: Hm. I haven't been 17 long enough to know if I like it. 16 was good though. Can I be a sophomore?
Your height: The US Army says: 5' 4". And I agree.
Eye color: Brue.
Happy with it?: Yeah. I like brue.
Hair color: "Caramel Blonde" (highly scientific 0-0)
Happy with it?: Nah, I want to be platinum again.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty, but I am slowly becoming ambidextrous (I hope). I'm just lucky my left hand is bigger and stronger than my right ^^
Your living arrangement: Live with the parentals and Bug.
Your family: Parents and Bug. And various others, but I'm not going into the extended family.
Have any pets?: Nope. Not unless you count rocks.
What's your job?: Student & private lessons instructor.
Piercings?: None. *shiver*
Tattoos?: None
Obsessions?: ehehehehehehe... That depends on the week. I'd say... Music is Marron 5's song thing (you know it) and maybe... Julian? *^^*
Addictions?: Nada.
Do you speak another language?: hmmm. Fluently? Not really. Passibly? Japanese. Just *speak*, not with any qualifiers? Dastaprimachastanitsui! I think I've said enough and will now be lynched by the dirty Russians. I mean, the NICE Russians who are my FRIENDS. *cough*
Have a favorite quote?: That's hard. Um.............. Right now it's song lyrics. "My old friend Sirius/he's riding high tonight/shining down so bright." My daddy told me their name, but...
Do you have a webpage?: ehehehehehehehehe. Not a non-pathetic one.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it: I have too many, and am not particularly inclined to share them with you.

Do you live in the moment?: Yes. And no. It's... a complicated way of living.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes.
Do you have any secrets?: Mochiron! Even Minako couldn't find them out, though!
Do you like your handwriting?: Ehehe, NO.
Do you have any bad habits?: Lots.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Um... I get told I'm smart. But seeing as I'm really not in MY frame of reference, I think it doesn't count.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: 7 Layer Cake says Moo!
What's your biggest fear?: I'm afraid of being afraid.
Can you sing?: Yes, except, I have a tendency to get a third or so off. It sounds fine because the intervals are right, I just have no pitch.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: what now? No.
Are you a loner?: Is that a rhetorical question?
What are your #1 priorities in life?: ...You can only have one number one priority, hence it being number one. But, aside for that... Getting the best education possible to have the best future possible.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Goodness, no. Unless I was another person who was able to tolerate me (I hear they exsist), in which case, why not?
Are you a daredevil?: Mochiron. But I don't act on it often.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Hm, I wonder...
Are you passive or aggressive?: I'm usually agressive unless the fighting starts to sicken me.
Do you have a journal?: POM, Vigilance, Tokidoki, Blurt, and 1147. Written? No, though I have several entries from when I tried to start one. I'm horrendously bad at journal keeping.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Oh, so this is philosophical now and thinks my greatest strength is my greatest weakness. *hate English language* Lucky for you, I have and answer. My greatest strength and weakness is my strength.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: One thing? I would make myself a better student. I think that cheats and gets me more things, right?
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Seeing as I don't feel like explaining my life philosophy, yes, but it woudl be worse to regret not learning from your regrets.
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yeah. Why not?
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Never stick your hand in a blender.
What do you like the most about your body?: My brain.
And least?: The way they look? My legs. The part I have a war with? My nose.
Do you think you are good looking?: I wouldn't call myself ugly, but I'm not caring/naturally gifted enough to be good looking.
Are you confident?: Overly so.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: My own? Other than her... Eglentine Price.
Are you perceived wrongly?: I would imagine so in most cases, and I know so in others.

Do You...

Smoke?: No
Do drugs?: No
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes
Pray?: Yup
Go to church?: Yup
Talk to strangers who IM you?: No
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Not usually.
Take walks in the rain?: Of course
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Seeing as I would have to HATE them, no.
Drive?: Occasionally

Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?: I like that it's deep because it makes me feel different, but I don't like that it;s squeaky and high pitched.
Hurt yourself?: Not intentionally, but it happens all the time.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: All the time. I could eat a bowl of termites and it wouldn't bother me. Actually... not.
Been in love?: Yes
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny dipping?: No
Had a medical emergency?: No
Had surgery?: No
Ran away from home?: No
Played strip poker?: Not yet.
Gotten beaten up?: No
Beaten someone up?: No
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: Yes
Slept outdoors?: Yes
Pulled an all nighter?: No, I go to bed whether they like it or not.
If yes, what is your record?: On this year's NY trip I was up until 2 or 3 ish.
Gone one day without food?: I'm not sure, but most likely.
Talked on the phone all night?: Not all night, no. Until late, yes.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: My brother....
Slept all day?: Yes
Been betrayed?: Yes
Had a dream that came true?: Yes, because I dream about my fears and my fears usually come true.
Broken the law?: Don't think so...
Met a famous person?: Probably.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: No
On purpose?: No
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Well, I don't swear things, but if I did, no.
Stolen anything?: No.
Been on radio/tv?: Who hasn't?
Been in a mosh-pit?: No
Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
Thought you were going crazy?: No. I knew I was going crazy.
Bungee jumped?: No
Had a dream that kept coming back?: No, but my dreams continue each other, so...

Beliefs

Believe in life on other planets?: Yes. It woud be stupid if there wasn't.
Miracles?: Yes
Astrology?: No
Magic?: Magic magic? No. Everyday magic? Yes.
God?: Again, it would be stupid if there wasn't.
Satan?: Yes
Santa?: Undecided.
Ghosts?: Undecided.
Luck?: Of course.
Love at first sight?: No
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Yes, most definately.
Witches?: Um, seeing as I've met people who call themselves witches.... But witches that can harness any kind of real power? No.
Easter bunny?: I like bunnies!
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes, most definately.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: APOSTROPHE! No, at least none that I've seen.
Do you wish on stars?: Nope.

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: That Heaven is heavenly and Hell is hellish? I would say so.
Do you think God has a gender?: Nope. God is a God, and by (my) definition, He can't. Also, according to the Catechism He doesn't, so...
Do you believe in organized religion?: What so you mean, believe in? What kind of stupid questions are these?
Where do you think we go when we die?: We go into the ground. Our souls go to be with God unless we're bad, in which case we don't. Very simple.

Friends

Who is your best friend?: Katana.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: My mom/Katana
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Never stick your hand in a blender, hands down.
Your favorite inside joke?: Teddy Bear Pajamas. I say no more.
Thing you're picked on most about?: Being short.
Who's your longest known friend?: Stephanie, I suppose, in linnear sense. In a conglomeration of time, she would fall in with Katana/Christine/Cheryl/Matt.
Newest?: Moooooooo. Oh wait, you mean a person. Um... Ocala.
Shyest?: Tom.
Funniest?: Matt.
Sweetest?: Gilene.
Closest?: Katana. Unless you mean land wise, in which case Christine.
Weirdest?: I have to pick one? Sollosi and Yeff are pretty bad. Yeah, I'll go with them.
Smartest?: The problem is, I only know people known for their smartness, with the exception of Umi (sorry dear). So... I'll go with her.
Ditziest?: Christine. Either one.
Pinkest?: Erin makes a point of it, but I think the person who most WANTS to be the pinkest would be Andy.
Loudest?: Katana! I have only told her to be louder once, and she was sick.
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Katana :( Unless you mean emotional closeness, in which case I think you know my answer.
Last person you talked to online?: Er-- Matt? No. Katana. Um. I don't actually know. Somebody talk to me now!
Who do you talk to most online?: Andy.
Who are you on the phone with most?: Seeing as I only ever talk to one person on the phone, Katana wins again!
Who's the most outgoing?: Katana
Who's the best singer?: Katana
Who's on your shit-list?: Of my friends? Hm, you don;t want to know.
Do you always feel understood?: No
Do you trust others easily?: Yes, unless they betray said trust in which case I am doubtful of them earning back that trust any time soon.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Safe? As in, not going to be killed safe? I usually don't feel unsafe, but if I do, I trust myself, not someone else.
Friend that lives farthest away: Well, seeing as I don't know exactly where Gifu is, either Fuki or Kana.

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake?: Depends. Real love or "love"?
What do you find romantic?: Lots of things, but I don't think it would be wise to divulge such information. Here's a hint -- go watch some chick flicks.
Turn-on?: I like people who have very good senses of humor, and I'm drawn to people I feel like need help.
Turn-off?: I don't like people who think toilet humor or stupidity is funny, namely most young men. If you think I can't hear you, you're wrong.
First kiss?: I wonder...
If someone who you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would u feel?: Again with the grammar! *notices next sentance* So, I would be thrown into a very large spiral of death including a month long examining of feelings, guilt, endless plans and rehearsals for doing it, more guilt, finally getting some guts up, chickening out, nore guilt, and eventually confronting them followed by guilt. Oh, and I would probably not be able to have a conversation with them ever again, from the point they told me their intentions. So, if you ever want a chance of going out with me, don't say you love me, and all this can be avoided. Probably.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: Missing a word, yes? Duh. Duh duh duh duh duh. Duh.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: No. If I wanted to, I would do it. If I wasn't such a wuss around anyone who's ever mentioned liking me even in passing ever. That's an important condition.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: No...
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: I agree with Amanda. 'Nuff said.
What's the last present someone gave you?: My dearest friend just gave me a Christmas present and useless gift from her summer vaction. This was last weekend, by the way...
Are you in love?: Unfortunately

Who Was the Last Person...

That haunted you?: That would be Tom. *pft* What a way to show gratitude.
You wanted to kill?: Fratricide, anyone?
That you laughed at?: Um, it's usually Sollosi or Andy, so...
That laughed at you?: I don't recall. I don't usually get laughed at to my face, because most fear death.
You went shopping with?: My daddy who bought me the cutest thing ever!
That broke your heart?: I wonder...
To disappoint you?: I wonder...
To make you cry?: I wonder... Actually, it could be my mom. I don;t cry often, and I try not to think about it.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Okay, I let the drugs one go, but this was definately already on here. Are YOU on drugs, Mr. Creator man?
You saw?: My mom, but I can hear my dad. Wait, I just saw him.
You lost?: You mean, like died? I've only known one person who died, and I didn't know them well. Haley's brother.

Right This Moment...

What are you wearing right now?: Jeans, and the purple variant of my favorite shirt.
What are you worried about right now?: You don't want to know.
What book are you reading?: This quiz...?
What's on your mousepad?: Little babies in a cup with flowers kissing. Wow, NOT cute.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: I don't have five words, because that would conflict with apathetic. And tired.
Are you tired?: re: above.
Are you talking to anyone online?: No
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: No
Are you lonely or content?: I'm usually either content or lonely AND content. So... just tired.
Are you listening to music?: Nope, but I wish I was.


So, we went to cow land, i.e. Pennslyvania and Williamsburg. Christine, you sicken me. (She turned down going to Disneyworld to visit colleges.) Its funny because in my family we are more caring about fun than where I go to college, only now Ms. Lady won't be mad at me :) And I'm left with W&M, again. wheeeeeeeee.

All I have to say is, you'd better get in, Katana.

Speaking of Katana, I have a special useless present for youuuuu!

Whoa! My uncle just called and his name was on the caller ID instead of unlisted! (This is bigger than it seems).

So, all this driving, other than making my smell like cow poo, has allowed me to begin to learn how to sound intellegent in Japanese. By the way, I don't think I'm going to be able to get enough credits to minor in Japanese, so I'll just have to major in East Asian studies. Boohoo =P

Um, so, yeah. I hate AP Physics. But I got to watch most of What a Girl Wants" and CoS due to a fortuitous bit of free HBO. w00t.

Quote Excuse of the day:

Me: And why have you not been watching the DS9 marathon?
Katana: Well, I was going to, but I thought you might get jealous if Julian came on the screen.
Me: *sigh* Yeah, you're right...

And with that... I go! *poof*

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:44 PM

Monday, April 05, 2004

 


Love is not Logical


Played MASSIVE FFX and read some Manga-y goodness. And listened to THE ULTIMATE STAR TREK. Or should I say, am listening.

You know, if the Ulrey can't think of anything for us to play, I've got a few good ideas right here... Everybody says we have Star Trek uniforms :P (That's a lie, by the way. I could see maybe the movie ones, but not really, because they don't wear NAVY.) The point is, it's what we're good at. And it sounds like MB music already, especially at certain parts. Feh. This is just wishful thinking. We're probably gonna get something lame and get bad scores and we'll be sad. :(

For those confused, Zoron is actually spelled Soren. Sorry about that.

I need some webspace.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 9:03 PM

Friday, April 02, 2004

 
A profound apology to my blog... It's neglected. Check LJ for the back issues. I'm going to try and keep things up here from now on.

So, here's what I got off the top of my head:



Final score: 44.05%

And here's after I put in the answers that I actually know but couldn't remember:



Final Score: 58.9%

Booyaka.

Today was like AC current. Literally.

Watched Apollo 13 in Astro. Lecture in Physics. DBQ i.e. talking about the awesomeness of Alfred in HUM. Lunch of restlessness. Japanese with Kanji. Quantum presentations & bad quantum grade. Calc party and math problem. Wandering in the rain and picking white flowers. Talking to Andy. Talking to other people.

Up and down with a period of 90 minutes. Whoa.

I have no idea what I'm going to do this next week. But Mama is bothering me about colleges and about how I should be looking and stuff. *sigh* She's right.

Um, so, I watched some Star Trek. TNG. Ate Macaroni and Chese for dinner. DDRed. FFXed.

I'm restless already.


 

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